I got the feeling that Buddha was watching me
As I was strolling through this steamy complex of temples, I came across this one just as some stormy clouds were moving in. Buddha was sitting up there acting all smarmy like he knew everything in his nirvana air-conditioned glassed cave. I didn’t want enlightenment or anything so grandiose – just a tall cool glass of lemonade would have been fine. But no, he just sat there.