We went up north outside of Georgetown yesterday to visit Dr. Mike’s ranch and ride some horses. Ethan was pretty excited about all of it. We spent a few hours riding around and chasing cows. I also convinced Ethan that there might actually be a few Indians out there, so to keep a sharp eye out when we crossed the crik. He said he was not worried about their bows and arrows because he had a lightsaber and he was well versed in the Force. I told him that such an anachronism would surely work in his favor.

Ethan had the saddle and I had to ride bareback… Today my legs and groin have come to know a new level of unearthly pain. The pain is somewhere between no-anesthetic vasectomy and no-anesthetic reverse vasectomy.