Darth Sitting Bull – Stuck in Customs

Darth Sitting Bull

We went up north outside of Georgetown yesterday to visit Dr. Mike’s ranch and ride some horses. Ethan was pretty excited about all of it. We spent a few hours riding around and chasing cows. I also convinced Ethan that there might actually be a few Indians out there, so to keep a sharp eye out when we crossed the crik. He said he was not worried about their bows and arrows because he had a lightsaber and he was well versed in the Force. I told him that such an anachronism would surely work in his favor.

Ethan had the saddle and I had to ride bareback… Today my legs and groin have come to know a new level of unearthly pain. The pain is somewhere between no-anesthetic vasectomy and no-anesthetic reverse vasectomy.

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