Coffee gifts
I bought some coffee and other treats for some of my friends in Austin. Yes, Gustaf, that espresso is for you. I am sure the guys in U.S. customs will think that I am using the coffee to smuggle in something more clandestine.
Customs Officer: “What are you bringing back from Costa Rica in that rustic thatchwork sack?”
Me: “Coffee.”
Customs Officer: “Bend over.”