I am pretty sure this is just an American thing, but there are a lot of 50-year-old men here that wear toupees – and they are super-obvious. This guy came into Starbucks today and his toupee made him look a bit like a Spanish Monk. I managed to snap a picture of him in the parking lot, as he left at the same time as me. He’s the guy on the right in the sleeveless shirt.

(Picture blew away in a light wind.)

The weird thing is that he was in this really intense-looking lycra workout gear. It was all shiny and slick, and he even looked like he had oiled up for some reason. He was with this other 50 year old guy (also in the picture, on the left) that was wearing the EXACT SAME THING. It was totally weird… If I ever go work out with a guy, I won’t even wear the same color t-shirt.