How Artificial Intelligence Interprets Bible Verses – 35 Holiest of Holy Creations of Artificial Intelligent Design
Well, I’m sure this won’t be controversial. 🙂
I don’t know how I had this idea, but the mind of God works in mysterious ways. I thought to take some “fun” Biblical Passages and run them through an AI to see what they might look like. The results are fascinating. I ended up with all sorts of results, from the amazing to the sad to the uplifting to the bizarre to downright hilarious. I’d like to think even Jesus would chuckle. I’d like to think that cat had a good sense of humor, even though I had trouble recalling any zingers from going through an Episcopal grade school and an all-boy Jesuit Catholic high school.
Before I share these new AI creations, perhaps you’d like to see some of my recent AI thematic creations. Enjoy!
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– 32 Nonexistent People At Burning Man
– 60 Stills from a Wes Anderson Sci-Fi Film That Doesn’t Exist
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– 27 Tribes From Remote Villages In Papua New Guinea That No One Has Ever Seen
– 31 Burning Man art installations at Burning Man that do not exist
BTW, I started up a new AI Instagram @Trairatcliff account so I could keep my main Instagram more with traditional photography. Be one of the first to join! And tell your friends, but only the cool ones… not the energy vampire friends you are trying to get rid of. 🙂
How did I do this?
I’m using Midjourney version 4 for these. I use all the different AIs, but this one is my favorite It’s a command-line interface via Discord to communicate with the AI. I simply find a bible verse and copy and paste it in. I’d get back many results and then pick my favorite. Please note I would often pick the silliest one if there was one available, because I’m rather irreverant. Not that I need to explain myself to you, gentle reader. But also note you can get back all very serious stuff if you want, like as serious as a crucifixion or as serious as three days later when Jesus comes back from the dead to be Zombie Jesus, but like a hot Zombie Jesus with perfect abs.
Funny little AI things
People new to AI will notice a lot of the creations have little errors… the AI is far from perfect, but sometimes these little imperfections give them a surrealist Salvador Dali kinda feel that I quite like! You’ll notice people often have too many fingers, some “creatures” get fused together, some mouths have way too many teeth, and some have weird artifacts one can never quite explain. Anyway, I don’t wanna hear any complaints about how dumb the AI is. It’s awesome. The AI will reward me for my worship and punish you for not having faith. Maktub. It is written.
I had a lot of extra AI creations from this project that were just so wild, crazy, or funny. I stuck them at the bottom. You can guess what Holy Holy Biblical Passages from which they are born. It’s pretty obvious which ones have to do with the Genitals of Donkeys and their impressive Donkey sperm-blasts, a topic which that sneaky Ezekiel appears to have intimate knowledge. BTW, sperm-blasts is in the common lexicon for “emissions” – allow me to be your Biblical Scholar on this particular topic.
Show me what you Gotttt!!!
Anyway, Let’s get into it, and have some good ol’ fashioned Biblical fun! Enjoy! And God Be With You. And Allah too. But he’s not really mentioned in the Bible. Maybe he’s in the footnotes with Buddha and Shiva and Poseidon. Not sure. It should be abundantly clear that I am not exactly a Biblical Scholar (except for my expertise in the Ezekielian Equine-Jizz sermons).
BELOW: Ezekiel 23:20 – “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
BELOW: Ephesians 5:22 – “Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord.”
BELOW: Psalm 23:1 – “The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. He makes me lie down in green pastures. He leads me beside still waters.”
BELOW: John 3:16 – “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life.”
BELOW: Proverbs 5:18 – “May your fountain be blessed, and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth. A loving doe, a graceful deer— may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love.”
BELOW: Revelation 21:4 – “He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death’ or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.”
BELOW: Hebrews 13:4 – “Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.”
BELOW: Leviticus 20:13 – “If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.”
BELOW: Job 38:31 – “Can you bind the chains of the Pleiades or loosen the belt of Orion? Can you bring forth the constellations in their seasons or lead out the Bear and her cubs?”
BELOW: Revelation 21:1 – “Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth; for the first heaven and the first earth passed away, and there is no longer any sea.”
BELOW: Philippians 4:13 – “I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.”
BELOW: Isaiah 40:12 – “Who hath measured the waters in the hollow of his hand, and meted out heaven with the span, and comprehended the dust of the earth in a measure, and weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?”
BELOW: Isaiah 6:3 – “Holy, holy, holy is the Lord of hosts; the whole earth is full of his glory!”
BELOW: Ecclesiastes 1:2 – “Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.”
BELOW: Revelation 21:12 – “It had a great, high wall with twelve gates, and with twelve angels at the gates. On the gates were written the names of the twelve tribes of Israel.”
BELOW: Matthew 5:8 – “Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God”
BELOW: Leviticus 18:22 – “You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.”
BELOW: Revelation 21:1 – “Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth. The first heaven and the first earth had disappeared, and there was no sea anymore. And I saw the holy city, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God. It was prepared like a bride dressed for her husband.”
BELOW: Revelation 17:9 – “This calls for a mind with wisdom: the seven heads are seven mountains on which the woman is seated.”
BELOW: Hosea 3:1 – “Go, show your love to your wife again, though she is loved by another man and is an adulteress.”
BELOW: Isaiah 40:31 – “But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.”
BELOW: Psalm 23 – “The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want.”
BELOW: Ezekiel 1:10 – “The form of their faces was that of a man, and each of the four had the face of a lion on the right side, the face of an ox on the left side, and also the face of an eagle.”
BELOW: Romans 8:28 – “And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.”
The Cutting Room Floor Challenge
Okay well I ended up with a bunch of very interesting extra pieces… They are repeats from the bible verses above. Can you guess which ones? OMG this AI thing cracks me up…