Lobot no more – Stuck in Customs

Lobot no more

My beloved wireless headset home phone has finally broken after over five years of loyal service. It was coined the “Lobot” by Will one day when he came over and I was busy chattering away while I answered the door. It was quite enormous and ridiculous-looking as its plastic girth was draped across my pate; there is no doubt about that. Since it was only my family seeing me wear it most of the time, I didn’t really care… but it was generally absurd-looking, if not utilitarian.