My beloved wireless headset home phone has finally broken after over five years of loyal service. It was coined the “Lobot” by Will one day when he came over and I was busy chattering away while I answered the door. It was quite enormous and ridiculous-looking as its plastic girth was draped across my pate; there is no doubt about that. Since it was only my family seeing me wear it most of the time, I didn’t really care… but it was generally absurd-looking, if not utilitarian.